I decided to make this idk whyDrivers delete their twitter accounts bc they are scared of getting a notification saying “Chuck Norrisis now following you”Chuck Norris didn’t dial the wrong number u answered the wrong phoneChuck Norris died 20 years ago death just hasn’t worked up da courage to tell him yetChuck Norris has been exposed to the coronavirus and the virus is now in isolation for 2 weeksThey found chuck’s diary and it’s now known as the book of world recordsChuck Norris doesn’t breathe airWhen Chuck Norris does a push up he isn’t lifting himself up he’s pushing the ground downChuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun