YeahHad to blow me a bubble real quick, ease the stressI'm readyGot off work, went straight to the spotGucci knockoff shirt with a fake pair of crocsMan, i got my net and i got my socksI'm ready, i'm set, spongebob unlockedI'm square like box, i'm square like blocksI'm here by the rocks with my gear and my propsI caught a nice haul, like fifty in the flockI gotta catch 'em all, ash, misty, and brockKnock knock, who's there? i can't revealI'm catching sea hares and electric eelsI'm spinning so fast like electric drillsI'm a general hеre like i'm fredrick steelеAnd i'm so uniform like symmetric fieldsI'm effective so i have to flex my heelsWhat the tests reveal? i'm blessedMy net, and i bet that i get surreal at nightI-i-i'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at nightI-i-i'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at nightSwing my net and the jellyfish enterI'm made for this sport 'cause i'm the inventorI'm the master, you're the student, call me splinterColder than december (i-i-i'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at night) I was jellyfishing and a guy tried to rob meHe told me, "spongebob, give me all of your broccoli"He probably was strong, he was oh so cockyLittle did he know it was about to get rockyWe're about to fight right now like hockeyThen i kicked him in his eyebrow, karateThen he came closer and he wanted to clock meBut i pulled a flamethrower out of my bodyBody, body, body, bodyOulled a flamethrower out of my bodyYes, i pulled a flamethrower out of my body, body, body, bodyYes, i pulled a flamethrower out of my body"guess what, clown? you just ruined my hobby"Now it's going down real strong like saki"i'm about to turn you brown like bobby""i'm about to cook you on the ground, teriyaki"He got scared, started running real sloppyBut i didn't care, there was no way to stop meCaught up to him fast like i was a bugattiHe tripped and fell, dropped all of his belongingsThen he saw the flames and yelled for mommyThis is not a game, it's too late, i'm sorryNow you're about to be fried calamariYou should've been folded like origamiHe did a fake cough, then i told him, "hey boss" "it's your time to melt like salvador dali""those words are your last", then i pulled on the gas and a big blast came fast like nagasakiI thought i told everybody, everybodyJellyfishing is my zenNow look at you, burnt to a crispTo anybody else out there, don't mess with me while i'm jellyfishingEspecially at nightI-i-i'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at nightI-i-i'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at nightSwing my net and the jellyfish enterI'm made for this sport 'cause i'm the inventorI'm the master, you're the student, call me splinterColder than december (i-i-i'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at night)
