Hello, everyone!Do you want your child to get real smart?A little bit of math, here or thereI've got just the place for them to start!Watch out for the ruling master!Beware, he's getting faster!Refrain from making noisesThat man's a saboteurHear the slaps from down the pathJust to avoid his wrathNow, the professor wants you in his grasp!Get your prize!Won't you come on in?Into my schoolhouse?Stay the course and follow throughI'm slowly coming after youI'll bring the punishmentThat's what I do!You know it's true!I've been trippingOver myself too muchBasic mathematicsSeemingly growing out of touch!Feeling kinda sick of runningClock's been looking kinda funnyThinking about home As I forever roamWith danger of detention lurking everywhere I go!Two plus two equals?Well, that's easy, that's just four!Either that, or the answer's on the floor!Wow, great job! (wait, what was that?)Three more notebooks left to goBut, my energy is getting low!This curriculum, it blows!I should've been home so long ago!Five notebooks down, got two more to go!I've done so much math that my brain will explode!(Wow!)You can't get out, even if you already knew how!Every answer you get wrongI will be sure to sing my songAs long as I get you to tag alongYou will belong!Stay the course and follow throughI'm slowly coming after youI'll bring the punishmentThat's what I do!My life is on the lineI'm running out of timeIn this locker I find myself in to avoid his crimesI'm feelin' fine Despite my struggling to stay aliveWill it be over by tonight?The walls are getting bloodyMy mind is falling meCan't stand up on my feetSave me from Mr. Baldi!Don't wanna hide and seek outExits from this creepy creepI've gotten way too closeJeez, I hate this the most!I guess that I will not leave here!
