More Funny Insults
Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you
tell me them
Someday you’ll go far. I hope you stay there
We’re you born stupid or did you take lessons
The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes
It’s kinda hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into
one sentence
I will ignore you so hard you will start doubting your one existence
I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash
Stupidity isn’t a crime, so your free to go
Too bad you can’t photoshop your ugly personality
You see that door? I want you on the other side of it
Your more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel
Your face makes unions cry
Your not stupid! You just have bad luck when your thinking
Isn’t there a bullet somewhere you could be jumping in front of?
I’d slap you but I don’t want to make your face look any better
Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in a while, but you really
abuse the privilege
Your family tree must be a cactus ‘cause you’re all a bunch of pricks
Somewhere out there, there's a tree working very hard to produce
oxygen so that you can breathe. I think you should go and apologize
to it
You look like a ‘before’ picture
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people
Good story, but in what chapter do you shut up?
There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for
helping me understand that
You’re about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle
You need a kiss on the neck from a crocodile
May both sides of your pillow be uncomfortably warm
I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission
I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and poop out a smarter
statement than whatever you just said
You fear success, but you really have nothing to worry about
If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty
You are proof that evolution can go in reverse
Hey, you have something on your chin. No, the 3rd one down
Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job
You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine
I believed in evolution until I met you
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
I envy people who have never met you
You’re impossible to underestimate
If you were an inanimate object, you’d be a participation trophy
People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore.
I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral
If genius skips a generation, your children will be brilliant
I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you