Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you•tell me themSomeday you’ll go far. I hope you stay there•We’re you born stupid or did you take lessons•The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes•It’s kinda hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into•one sentenceI will ignore you so hard you will start doubting your one existence•I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying•I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash•Stupidity isn’t a crime, so your free to go•Too bad you can’t photoshop your ugly personality•You see that door? I want you on the other side of it•Your more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel•Your face makes unions cry•Your not stupid! You just have bad luck when your thinking•Isn’t there a bullet somewhere you could be jumping in front of?•I’d slap you but I don’t want to make your face look any better•Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in a while, but you really•abuse the privilegeYour family tree must be a cactus ‘cause you’re all a bunch of pricks•Somewhere out there, there's a tree working very hard to produce• oxygen so that you can breathe. I think you should go and apologizeto itYou look like a ‘before’ picture•Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people•Good story, but in what chapter do you shut up?•There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for•helping me understand thatYou’re about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle•You need a kiss on the neck from a crocodile•May both sides of your pillow be uncomfortably warm•I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission•I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed•I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and poop out a smarter•statement than whatever you just saidYou fear success, but you really have nothing to worry about•If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty•You are proof that evolution can go in reverse•Hey, you have something on your chin. No, the 3rd one down•Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job•You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine•I believed in evolution until I met you•Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything• I envy people who have never met you•You’re impossible to underestimate•If you were an inanimate object, you’d be a participation trophy•People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore.•I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral•If genius skips a generation, your children will be brilliant•I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you•