*~Victoria’s Secret~*

God I wish somebody woulda told
me when I was younger that all
bodies AREN’T the same photoshop
itty bitty models on magazine covers
told me I was over weight I stopped
eating what a bummer can’t have
carbs and a hot girl summer if I
could go back and tell myself when I
was younger I’d say, psst
I know Victoria’s Secret!
Girl you wouldn’t believe she’s an old
man who lives in Ohio making
money off of girls like me