FunnyI go to a fancy restaurant and I order two pieces oftoast for breakfast and I only get one piece so I say: Iwant two piecesWaitress says: go to the toiletI say: you don’t understand I want two pieces on theplateWaitress says: don’t you dare p*ss on the plate youson of a b*cthSo I go to a bigger restaurant and there is a spoonand a knife on the table and no fork so I say: I want aforkWaitress says: everyone wants to f*ckI say: no you don’t understand I want a fork on thetableWaitress says: don’t you dare f*ck on the table youson of a b*cthSo I go to my hotel room and there are no sheets onthe bed so I call the the manager and say: I wantsheetsManager says: go to the toiletI say: no you don’t understand I want sheets on thebedManager says: don’t you dare sh*t on the bed you sonof a b*cth