Lol other funny joke
Funny
I go to a fancy restaurant and I order two pieces of
toast for breakfast and I only get one piece so I say: I
want two pieces
Waitress says: go to the toilet
I say: you don’t understand I want two pieces on the
plate
Waitress says: don’t you dare p*ss on the plate you
son of a b*cth
So I go to a bigger restaurant and there is a spoon
and a knife on the table and no fork so I say: I want a
fork
Waitress says: everyone wants to f*ck
I say: no you don’t understand I want a fork on the
table
Waitress says: don’t you dare f*ck on the table you
son of a b*cth
So I go to my hotel room and there are no sheets on
the bed so I call the the manager and say: I want
sheets
Manager says: go to the toilet
I say: no you don’t understand I want sheets on the
bed
Manager says: don’t you dare sh*t on the bed you son
of a b*cth