Are tomatoes a berry?If you are haunted by the ghost of a child who died 30 yearsago, would they still be considered a child?If tomatoes are a fruit, that makes ketchup jelly.Butter is food lotion.Did they name the fruit orange after the color, or the color after the fruit?How do we know that we see colors the same?Somebody in the world was just born, and somebody just died at this moment.Other animals don’t know what year it is or what time it is.Everybody has a different version of you in their dreams.Movies with nudity in them are rated R, yet children are allowed to look at nude art.Dead people are unaware that they are dead.Bees have the most delicious vomit.Fish who have always lived in the ocean don’t know what birds look like.How did the first translator know what the other guy was saying?We clean our skeletons when we brush our teeth.Dinosaurs could have sounded pathetic.Who decided that swear words were bad in the first place?If the universe is always expanding, what’s beyond the universe?A text message is a virtual letter.The hospital is the only place we left without entering.Rain drops but snow falls.We can drink a drink, but we can’t food a food.
