Average day for me :)

I’m not a fan of tiny, bratty boys..
Sooo today at lunch, a tiny boy (yr 2) came up to my friend (friend 1) and
was talking to her. I was drawing in friend 2’s drawing book , so I paid no
mind the the boy. Umm so then he moved onto me and friend 2 and called us
a$$ holes and bitch3s ( A YR 2) . Bro actually had the courage to talk to
me :) (proud of him) I was like ok.. whatever 👨🦲 it’s kinda accurate tho.
And went back to drawing. So he was like standing in front of me (A
MIDGET..) and was literally yappin to my face abt how strong and SIgmA he
was lmao🤣 . He even said I had a tiny d1ck 💀 . I was like.. at least I
have one 🤓 . Um then he said “OhHh wHatS Ur BadGE sAy? (I’m house captain
so I had a badge) OH I KnoW ! IT says ‘IM A STOOPID IDEEOT’ (bro couldn’t
even say idiot properly :) I was like OMG YEA IT DOES! (no sarcasm) wow !
At least u got ONE thing right abt me. I think he was pissed that I kept
agreeing with him ( becuz he said a lot more (barely what you can call)
insults) and, um yeah I either agreed with him or kept drawing. (I drew a
delicious woman with a goatee which I was simping over) so he was annoyed
and touched my 💀 . I was like 👁 🖕 🖕 👁 (not literally cuz he was a kid )
but I said it in my EYEZZ. friend 2 was like wth bru . Umm yeaa.. so I uh
kept drawing.. (idk how 💀 ) and uh he said ‘let’s da an arm wrestle to see
who de stwonger .’ I was like sure bets on lmao this tiny shrimp
challenging me. And yea ofc I squashed him :) very nicely tho, cuz he a
smol shrimp that I don’t wanna hurt 🤓 . So I kept drawing and when I looked
up, HE WAS TRYNA BITE FRIEND 2. SOOO ofc I gently pulled both his arms
behind his back with one hand, and walked him a bit further away from my
friend. (Down the stairs.) I left him there and went back to drawing. Then
I looked up, surprised to see him still standing where I left him . That’s
when I realized his face was a red tomatoe, scrunched up like he was tryna
cry or smthn . So me and my friend walked over to him when he made these
(trying to cry?) sounds. And OFC big fat tears were falling down his face
in no time 👨🦲 👨🦲 . His wail was like a friggin air raid evacuation
siren( bros got a secured job already 👏 👏 )… uh yea so me and my friend
were awkwardly patting him.. and uh yea.. tiny children were gathered
around us 💀 💀 . So he um marched off and uh yeah , my friend and I went
back to what we were doing. Then he marched over with a teacher and was
literally JABBING TWO THICC FINGERS AT US AND SPLUTTERING “THEM. THEM!
*sniff* that’s ThEm!! 🤬 🤬 .” I was like uh, hi 🙂 . The teacher was like
“ wEll, what happened gIRls?” Long story short, I said he was tryna bite my
friend so I GENTLY restrained him and took him away. (A NORMAL THING TO DO
WHEN A YR 2 IS BITIN UR FRIEND🤯 ) THANKFULLY, the teacher seemed to
understand, so she led him away and left me in peace :)! To draw. And simp
over the goatee ☺