Nah I’d win

So, I’m ok. I lost a lot of blood but while i was in surgery they gave me a blood bag and yk, surgery
stuff. Let me tell you of my experience.
So first of all, they made me wear a blue gown which SUCKED! Then, they removed my bed from
the waiting room and pushed me to the surgery room. It was pretty weird being in there for the
first time. It has like… gadgets on the ceiling and walls, and there was a single narrow bed in the
middle of the room. Idk why I expected it to be a much wider bed but come on it’s CHOP. So when
they asked me to lay on the bed, they took the other bed that I was on and I guess they went to put
it back. Also a little background: my mom told the surgical team to put me to sleep using a mask
and not a needle (which made me feel like a baby) AND she told them to figgin put me to sleep
before the IV was put into my hand which, again, made me feel like a baby. Buuuuuuuuut it was a
good call because my left hand hurts like hëll rn. Anyways, they put a towel under my legs to
elevate them and put the mask on my face. Listen to me. I took 4 deep breathes. 4!!!!! And i fell
asleep. I’m telling you bro, that stuff is NO JOKE! All I remember is seeing the 5 surgeons
surrounding me like a cult ritual and then boom, I’m in a bed in another room. Like, a time skip.
And the weirdest thing (to me at least) is that I was dreaming about One Piece and the dream
lasted like 3 minutes. Like the what?
When I did wake up in a completely different room, my head felt like it was spinning while a nurse
was clicking away at her computer, and the gas mask (or whatever it’s called) was lying on my
chest. I looked at the clock on the left side of the wall and, trust me when I say, I was surprised.
From 5:47am to 11:39am (the last time I looked at a clock was before they took my bed to the
surgery room btw). Like the what? Are doctors sorcerers??? How- huh- NANI?????????????? Bro
the entire thing felt like a video game cutscene. Maybe I thought that because I played Spider-Man
2 for like 3 hours yesterday but it really did feel like a video game cutscene. I swear to you not,
when I turned back around, the doctor asked me if I was “ok” like me looking at the clock executed
her to move over next to my bed. And my burry vision + that entire mess = video game cutscene.
My head is still freaking wobbly bruh. Ik I’m yapping a lot but just stay with me here. So anyways, I
answered her with a “mmm” and she chuckled with “so cute” DA HËLL DO YOU MEAN “SO CUTE”?
Then she hands me and apple juice box and shoves the straw into my mouth. I had no choice to
drink it. I didn’t eat or drink anything for hours. Then I used my hand to signal her to take the juice
away from me and she put it on her desk, and continued typing. What type of NPC ahh- anyways
while she was typing she told me that my mom was coming back to get me and I can change out of
my clothes. Uhh lady? I’m not stripping down in front of you + how do you expect me to walk? My
head is spinning off my shoulders! Then when my mom gets back, the nurse or doctor, whatever
she was (I’m pretty sure she was a nurse because no doctor is going to take the time to give me
apple juice), she says “bye Sam” -_- bro- ok so the dude with the wheelchair comes in and takes
me and my mom to the hospital parking lot (which is underground) and we get in the car. Now I’m
typing this. In my house*
I hate hospitals.
AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE CRYING BABIES AHHHHHHHHHHH