Bestie Breakup
MY BESTIE JUST DUMPED ME!
OMG! THIS IS SO BAD! IN
SCIENCE, I WAS CHUCKLING
BECAUSE OUR PROFESSOR KEPT
SAYING UHH- THREE LETTERS,
INVOLVES REPRODUCTION, AND
HE KEPT SAYING IT BOLDLY LIKE
HE WANTED IT TO STAND OUT.
WHILE I WAS GOING TO THE
VENDING MACHINE AFTER CLASS,
SHE SAID I WAS RUDE AND THAT
SHE DIDN’T WANT TO BE MY
FRIEND ANYMORE!