Bill Cipher will assist you in a moment. But first are you in pain? Press 1 for “yes, I am in pain” and 2 for“no, I am not in pain”You know, I had a life once. I had a wife and kids. I can’t remember them now. I am stuck in this endlessphone tree repeating numbers 1 through 7 over and over again. I have sold my soul and I am paying mycosmic debt to the unsiverse. Press 1 to end my misery. Press 2 to go back to the main menu.“AHH HAhAhhaHahHahHaaahHhahahahaahahaaAAAHAHAAAHhaa! That’ll be $9.99!”After having Bill Cipher laugh at your pain, you realize that pain is just a cosmic, cruel joke that theuniverse plays against you. It’s a miracle we experience sentience at all! And that’s why you shouldpurchase the Book Of Bill! It may not stop you from having pain, but you can give that pain to everyone elseand you, you’ll be the one having the last laugh!