Day in the life of a sloth
tiffs
or
It
6 PM I wake up seeing the noisy monkeys in the
cages next to me, can’t they get a break? 9:43 PM
I’ve been hanging on my tree for a while, so I’m gonna
eat with these dreadful humans gave me. Ugh they
forgot to give me leaves again, even though I have
some in my cage. 12 AM, No more kids YAYYYY. I
hate them more than the monkeys. Always Screaming
and with their sticky fingers. 3 AM NOOOOO I JUST
FOUND OUT ANOTHER SLOTH IS COMING. I
OBVIOUSLY STILL AM THE BEST.
OR
ELSE