LETS GO
Stops in front of the school: So this is HSA? I wonder if I’ll make any friends while I’m here… uh. I
guess I should go in and sign in at the front desk.
*walks to front desk*
Samcat: Hey, can I sign in and get my room?
Front desk: Yeah yeah. Name?
Samcat: My name is Samcat
Front desk: Your room is 405 on the 4th floor
Samcat: Ok thanks!
*on the fourth floor*
Seneca: Erie, get out of the bucket.
Erie: (human form, still in the mop thing) make me.
Seneca: why are you like this?
Erie: yes.
*walking in 4th floor hallway*
*stops and stares*
Samcat: uhh… hello there fellow students! I’m Samcat! Can I get you two’s name?
Erie: *uses the mop as an oar, pushing himself towards Samcat* yes, I am Erie, and miss grumpy
pants over there’s Seneca
Seneca: “I’M NOT GRUMPY!”
Erie: “thanks for the proof. By the way,” *erie says, turning back to samcat* “like my tactical assault
vehicle?”
Samcat: assault…vehicle? *moves back* so like are you two related or something?
Erie: *tries to get out of the bucket, but fails* “ssseeeennnniiicaaaa, would you help me out of this?”
Seneca: *shakes her head, and lifts the human Erie out of the bucket, and sets him down*
Erie: “thanks!” *he reaches up around he neck, takes off the necklace, and there’s now a dragon
standing where Erie was* “I’m her uncle.” *the dragon says, and he is Erie*
Samcat: what the! You can shape shift? *pulls out sword* I have a sword! I call it The Cat Sword!
And don’t get me started on how much power it has when I’m angry. And when I’m angry my left
eye glows blue like my uncle Sans. Erm… ARE you to related?
Erie: *wraps his wing around Seneca* “yep! She’s my niece!”
Seneca: “not preferable though.”
Erie: “apologize, please,”
Seneca: “no, not in front of another student!”
Erie: “i will do it.”
Seneca: “you won’t.”
Erie: “I enchant Sen…”
Seneca: “OK! I’M SORRY! JUST, DONT!”
Samcat: “Enchant? What’s that?” *puts sword back in… nvm.*
Erie: “oh, I’ll show you!” *erie says, grabbing the mop thing* “I enchant this… whatever it is… to
become a second sword.”
*like that, the mop thing becomes a sword for Samcat*
Samcat: “WOAH THAT IS SO COOL! So you can like…morth things into other things? And thanks
for the sword but I only use 1 sword style. I’m training for two sword style and then hopefully three
sword style. Oh also I don’t use common swords, only cursed swords like my hero Zoro.”
Erie: “I can do anything except for raise the dead.”
Seneca: “yep. I can back him up.”
Samcat: “well… that’s very interesting. Can you two show my bri’ish ash to my room? I barely know
these halls as you can tell, I’m new. Uhh… it’s room 405”
Erie: *laughs* “howdy neighbor!”
Seneca: “we have room 406!”
Erie: “c’mon.” *erie says, leading Samcat to his room*
Samcat: *walks with Seneca and Erie* “So while we’re walking, can you tell me what exactly we do
in this school? Like, I’ve read the website and everything, and I asked around, but it seems that this
school is like… secret.”
Erie: “eh, school stuff. Did you know, I once came face-to-face with a murderer here? I didn’t trust
my animus at that time, so… yeah.”
Seneca: “you never told ME that!”
Erie: “oops.” *he says, with a shrug*
Samcat: “There’s murderers here?” *almost trips*. “Anyways I see that these are rooms 400 and
401. That must be our rooms up there”
Erie: *whispers something under his breath, and hands Samcat a necklace* here, if you say ‘I need
to go back. Back to the dorm!’ You should just teleport there now. *erie says, calmly* oh, and not
anymore.
Samcat: *Takes necklace* “Ok thanks!” *opens dorm room* “uhh- can I consider you two as
friends?”
Erie: *looks at Seneca, who’s nodding slightly* “I guess. If you need therapy or anything, you can
come to our dorm.” *before walking to their own dorm, which is right across from samcat’s*
Samcat: “those two seem to be a good pair. But why therapy? *Samcat walks into his dorm and
shuts the door*
*erie and Seneca’s dorm door shuts. 10 minutes later, it opens, Seneca quietly walks out, and
closes the door again. An hour later, she returns, and a letter appears outside samcat’s door. The
letter reads: ‘this may seem abrupt, but I like you. Signed, you know who.’*
*Samcat after reading the note*
Samcat: “uhh… *samcat blushes and puts the note in his top drawer *
*in the morning, Seneca knocks on samcat’s door, and sets down a tray with breakfast on it. When
Samcat opens his door, Seneca asks*
Seneca: “sssoooooooooo… get any mail last night?”
Samcat: “yeah I did… it said “Signed, you know who” but I don’t know who this person is *samcat
looks into Seneca’s eyes* was it you by any chance?”
Seneca: “no! It wasn’t meeee…… *she says, declining the accusation, even though it WAS her, and
Erie walks out of his room*
Erie: *yawns* hey Seneca, who was the person you sent mail to last night?
Seneca: shut up, Erie!
Erie: ok, I can tell when I’m not wanted. *he walks off, finding something else to do*
*Having the the IQ of 263, Samcat squints at Seneca and blushes quickly*
Samcat: “So when is our-“ *freezes for a second* “f-f-first class?”
Seneca: “oh, I don’t know, but there’s one class we can take right now…”
Erie: *comes back, holding three sausages on sticks wrapped in pancakes* who’s hungry?
Seneca: *stops her flirting* uncle Erie, could you please leave us alone?
Erie: *sighs* this was exactly how Niagara got me reeled in. *he smiles gently* ok, I’ll go.
Samcat: “what was that about?” *samcat moves to a more comfortable position*
Seneca: “well, my uncle… he… erm… married the princess, she started it, and now I’m related to
royalty.” *she says, ruffling her wings*
Samcat: “royalty eh?” *samcat bends down and to bow down* “ma-lady”
Seneca: *blushes* “shut up…” *she says, in a joking manner*
Samcat: *smirks* “so where do we eat breakfast?”
Seneca: *shrugs* I don’t know. By the way, I have a serious question. Would you concider me a
princess, or not? I’m the niece of the king and queen. *she says, stepping out of the dorm*
Samcat: “well…yep! I would. Your related to royalty so… yes.”
*there’s an engine turning over outside, and through the blinds they see a dark blue pickup truck
driving off.*
Seneca: “sooo… whatcha wanna do?”
Samcat: *smiles* “can you give me a tour of the school! The time I’ve been here has kinda put me in
quite of a… it’s already been interesting.” *samcat blushes for a few seconds and stands
awkwardly*
Seneca: “errr, nooooo. If you want a tour, you’d have to ask Erie….” *seneca says, drawn out*
(Btw, the pickup truck leaving was Erie’s truck, so…-irl qibli)
Samcat: “well since Erie is gone…” *Samcat scratches his head* “I actually don’t know what to do.
Why do you want to do?”
Seneca: *attempts to wrap her wing around Samcat, but she flinched her wing back* “I dunno, hang
out? Maybe when Erie gets back we steal one of his truck’s tires?”
Samcat: *laughs* “steal his truck tires!?” *stops laughing* “yeah I’ll add that to my list. Also-”
*samcat’s phone rings the Star Wars theme song* “oh let me just take this call…” *samcat answeres
the call and his girlfriend answers. Samcat turns away from Seneca* “Yeah. Ok. It’s been great I
made some friends and-… no. Now why would I do that to you? Yeah. Ok. Love you too.” *samcat
turns back to Seneca* “…”
*seneca’s wings droop slightly* “oh…” *she ducks her head Down, slightly* “I…I… nevermind.” *she
says, walking out the door, taking a glance back at him* “I like you…” *she says, a whisper, barely
audible.*
*While Seneca walks away, she says “I like you” which sounds barely audible. But hence Samcat
being a British Stick Figure cat, he was able to hear what she said. This brought Samcat to a dread
like feeling and for a slight moment, he considered ending the relationship between him and his
current girlfriend. But Samcat then said to himself, “ I barely know Seneca… I’ve know my girlfriend
for 2 years! I can’t end it for someone that I met today!” Samcat goes into his dorm and sits on his
bed. Thoughts running through his mind, bringing him to unravel tears in his eyes. Then he thought,
“while I’m here, I won’t get to see my girlfriend! Maybe I should leave.” Samcat came to a
conclusion… he stood up, whipped his phone out of his pocket, and began texting something to his
girlfriend. And just like that, Samcat smiled and nodded. “Time to restart” he said softly. This, was
the start of a new chapter in Samcat’s life. He grabbed a towel and wiped the tears off of his face,
then walked to Seneca’s room. He hesitates to knock on her door, but succeeds anyways. Seneca
opened her door and said…*
“No.” *she slams the door shut, and there’s gravel crunching outside, as Erie’s truck pulls up*
*samcat runs outside and talks to Erie*
Samcat: “Erie tis is an emergency! I made a huge mistake and- when you see Seneca can you tell
her to read this…” *Samcat gives Erie a note that reads: I’m sorry señora. I broke up with my
girlfriend to be with you -samcat*
Erie (human form): “woah, woah, what happened?” *he says, opening hsa’s doors, and bouncing up
the stairs*
Samcat: “My girlfriend called while I was- my FORMER girlfriend called while I was talking to
Seneca and I she kinda… I didn’t know that she liked me.”
Erie: “ok, so… wwaaaiiiitttt… exactly WHO did you say liked you?” *he says, pausing mid sentence*
Seneca: *slowly emerges from the dorm, and runs to Erie, enveloping him in a hug, crying.*
Samcat: *stares at Erie and moves his eyes back and forth from Seneca to Erie, signaling to Erie to
give her the note. Samcat then walks into his dorm, and closes the dorm*
Erie: *nods, and pulls away from Seneca. He hands her the note, heading back to his dorm, and
taking off his disguise necklace. He calls samcat*
Erie: “I gave it to her.” *he says, laying down*
Samcat: “ok, thank you. Could you possibly tell me what she says after she reads it?”
Erie: “yep. I w-“
Seneca: (yelling) “ERIE!!! YOU IDIOT! YOU UTTER BUFFOON! YOU FORGED THIS TO MAKE ME
FEEL BETTER!”
Erie: “well, now you know.”
Samcat: “Let me talk to her Erie. Bring her to me…”
Erie: “I can try…”
Seneca: “i’ma kill you!”
Erie: “WOAH! NO! GO ACROSS THE HALL AND TALK TO SAMCAT!!”
Samcat: *waves at Seneca*
Seneca: *angrily, but gently pushes past Samcat, and sits down* “stupid Erie.” *she says, under her
breath*
Samcat: “Soooooo… I’m sorry. I should have told you that… I didn’t know that you liked me. I mean
why me? Of all living things me?” *Samcat stares at Seneca intensely*
Seneca: “just cuz.”
Samcat: “‘cuz’ what? I can say that I like you too but…why?
Seneca: *mumbles* “you’re cute, and I wanna spice my life up.”
Samcat: “then let me be your spice.” *samcat does that cute eye thing that puss in boots does to
make people do what he says* “you know what Seneca? Do you work at a library? Because I’m
checking you out like a book”
Seneca: *lets out a snort of laughter* “I don’t work at a library, but sure.”
Samcat: “now tell me Seneca, how do you feel?”
Seneca: “better, still angry, but better.” *she says, ruffling her wings*
Samcat: “you know that I didn’t mean to hurt a cute little princess like you right?”
Seneca: *chuckles* yeah right.
Samcat: *samcat smiles* “it appears that her majesty is feeling better yes?”
Seneca: “yeah. Please, just call me Seneca. I don’t FEEL Royal.” *she says, with a small nod.*
Samcat: “Seneca, your Royal to me. Ok? Do you understand?” *samcat gets closer to Seneca,
keeping a steady smile*
Seneca: *returns a smile*
*suddeny, there’s a knock on the door*
Erie: “hey, I’m running to a nearby store, do you guys need anything?”
Seneca: “can you pick up some soda?”
Erie: “soda, got it.”
Samcat: “can you get me tea bags?”
Erie: “ok, tea. What brand?”
Samcat: Bigelow yes? Uhh, ginger tea also. Orange tea and lemon ginger. Also- ok I’ll shut up.
Erie: “got it!” *he walks downstairs, and starts his truck*
Samcat: *stares at the doorway for a few seconds, then looks back at Seneca* “so… it’s just you
and me now.”
Seneca: *in her best impression of erie* so it shall seem.
Samcat: “I shall ask… do you still like me?”
Seneca: Yee. *she says, ruffling her wings*
Samcat: “And you know that I like you, right?” *he says while grabbing Seneca’s talons *
(Talons, but)
Seneca: “yes.” *she says, looking into samcat’s eyes*
Samcat: “then you know what I’m about to do” *samcat leans towards Seneca’s face*
Seneca: “do what?” *she says, pulling her head away, as she’s slightly claustrophobic.*
Samcat: “well we have to make this official right? Kiss me Seneca! Kiss me like it’s the end of the
world!”
Lionstrike: “Alright lovebirds! Stop your blabbering and get to class!” She roared. “Don't wanna be
late on your first day!” She added cheerfully.
Samcat: *samcat leaped to the ceiling and hissed* “WHAT THE! WHO IS THAT RUBBISH!?”
Lionstrike: “Oh this isn't rubbish.” she hissed. “First class is Science and I heard the teachers evil.”