It's like I dont care about nothing man...Roll another blunt...OoohhLa da da da la da da la la da daI was gonna clean my room until I got highI was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got highMy room is still messed up and I know why (why man?)'Cause I got highBecause I got highBecause I got highI was gonna go to class before I got highI could'a cheated and I could'aPassed but I got high (uh uh la la da da)I'm takin' it next semester and I know why (why man?) (heyhey)'Cause I got highBecause I got highBecause I got highI was gonna go to work but then I got high (ohh, ohh)I just got a new promotion but I got high (la da da da da)Now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?)'Cause I got highBecause I got highBecause I got highI was gonna go to court before I got highI was gonna pay my child support but then I got high (noyou wasn't)They took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?)(yeah eh eh) 'Cause I got highBecause I got highBecause I got highI wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high (uh, I'mserious man)I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high (uh)Now I'm a paraplegic (ha ha ha) and I know why (why man?)'Cause I got highBecause I got highBecause I got highI was gonna pay my car and note until I got high (say whatsay what?)I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high (uhuh)Now the tow truck is pullin' away and I know why (whyman)'Cause I got highBecause I got highBecause I got highI was gonna make love to you but then I got high (ooh) (I'mserious)I was gonna eat your pussy too (ohhh) but then I got highNow I'm jackin' off (ahh) and IKnow why (turn this shit off, ha ha ha)'Cause I got highBecause I got highBecause I got highI messed up my entire life because I got high (go go go)I lost my kids and wife because I Got high (say what say what say what?)Now I'm sleepin' on the side walk and I know why (whyman?)(Yeah yeah)'Cause I got highBecause I got highBecause I got highI'ma stop singing this song becauseI'm high (raise the ceiling... baby)I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high (bringit back)And if I don't sell one copy, I'll know why (why man?) (yeaheh eh)Cause I'm highCause I'm highCause I'm highLa la da da da da la da da daShoobe do be do wa skibitty do da da da laGet jiggy with it scubbydooby wa 'causeI'm high, 'cause I'm high, 'cause I'm highYo my name is Afroman and I'm from East Palmdale (eastPalmdale)And all this jail weed I be smokin'Is bomb as hell (excellent delivery)I don't believe in hittin' that's what I said. Yes! (oh mygoodness)So all of you skins please give me more head...muhwahahaha muh fuckA E I O U (a e i o u) and sometimes W (hahahahaha)
