Microwave Popcorn

Tryna’ make microwave popcorn
In a microwave (wave)
I am on that wave, i am on the wa-ave
Tryna’ make microwave popcorn
I take the packet out the plastic (take it out the plastic)
Readin’ the directions on the back of the package
Orville Retenbacher you a savage (you a savage) so let's get crackin’
*Short Pause*
Tryna’ make microwave popcorn
I put the packet on the glass (what glass)
The little glass dish in the microwave (Got it)
I close the door (which door)
The door to the microwave! What is wrong with you!?
Follow all the rules when your studious guy
(step one) Insert the packet set the power to high
You cook for one and a half minutes to two and a half minutes (Hmmm kind of a wide
range)
*Really short pause*
Tryna’ make microwave popcorn (skibi bop)
In a microwave (brrt)

I am on that wave, i am on that wa-ave
Tryna’ make microwave popcorn
The popcorn is done (thank god!)
I open up the door, i take it out
oo a shi- god damn thats hot (super hot)
Makes sense (i burned my ﬁngies)
I open up the packet (the packet)
It smells smokey and the kernels are black, sh*t
(no, i burned it, no, i burned it, for real? Yes for real, do you think your helping by saying
all this?-)
I’m givin’ up (i'm done cookin’ popcorn)
Imma eat a bag of Skinny Pop (it's already popped)
I look back at the microwave, wait a minute
How’d i miss this button
There's a button
And the button says popcorn (Oh no!)
On the microwave (there was a button?)
I am on that wave, i am on that wa-ave
Tryna’ make microwave popcorn (tryna make microwave popcorn)
In a microwave (*bunch of diﬀerent voices*

I am on that wave (SHUT UP, SHUT UP!) I am on that wa-ave
Tryna make microwave popcorn