Tryna’ make microwave popcornIn a microwave (wave)I am on that wave, i am on the wa-aveTryna’ make microwave popcornI take the packet out the plastic (take it out the plastic)Readin’ the directions on the back of the packageOrville Retenbacher you a savage (you a savage) so let's get crackin’*Short Pause*Tryna’ make microwave popcornI put the packet on the glass (what glass)The little glass dish in the microwave (Got it)I close the door (which door)The door to the microwave! What is wrong with you!?Follow all the rules when your studious guy(step one) Insert the packet set the power to highYou cook for one and a half minutes to two and a half minutes (Hmmm kind of a widerange)*Really short pause*Tryna’ make microwave popcorn (skibi bop)In a microwave (brrt) I am on that wave, i am on that wa-aveTryna’ make microwave popcornThe popcorn is done (thank god!)I open up the door, i take it outoo a shi- god damn thats hot (super hot)Makes sense (i burned my fingies)I open up the packet (the packet)It smells smokey and the kernels are black, sh*t(no, i burned it, no, i burned it, for real? Yes for real, do you think your helping by sayingall this?-)I’m givin’ up (i'm done cookin’ popcorn)Imma eat a bag of Skinny Pop (it's already popped)I look back at the microwave, wait a minuteHow’d i miss this buttonThere's a buttonAnd the button says popcorn (Oh no!)On the microwave (there was a button?)I am on that wave, i am on that wa-aveTryna’ make microwave popcorn (tryna make microwave popcorn)In a microwave (*bunch of different voices* I am on that wave (SHUT UP, SHUT UP!) I am on that wa-aveTryna make microwave popcorn