1: the rise of the cabinetsThat meant war, and now I was on a mission to get revenge. But first, I needed to ask around forsightings. I asked Jennifer, Pompon, Evangeline, Amber, everyone and they all said one thing, “Youmean the three cabinets behind you?” All 4 times I looked, and there were a lot of cabinets, a wholearmy in fact! Each time I kicked all of them to Brazil, Portugal, Spain, or Russia, four more appeared.It was like they were following me around on their little vintage legs and I didn’t know. As soon as Iremembered that they were probably teleporting behind me. I made a face and did some researchon radioactivity and it turns out, *drumroll* me, myself, and I can do absolutely nothing about it. It issad, I know, but I was determined to find out what could stop this cabinet madness, turns out thecabinets were 11 steps ahead of me.2: those cabinets and moreI was on my bed writing down my planning, watching for any cabinet I might come across. I set theplan on my dresser to go and get lunch but once I had come back, it was GONE! As I searched andsearched, I stopped. It was the cabinets! It was obvious that my research wasn’t reliable at all, or soI thought. I might have better luck on a different search engine, but the chances of findingsomething reliable at this rate are slim. So I ran across the North Atlantic Ocean and across the Bayof Biscay into France. I know, I know, it was a horrible idea especially with the storm that waspouring down there, but when I had eventually made it I saw the… umm… let’s just say MILLIONSof cabinets. Cabinets had replaced people and it was basically an empire believe it or not, thenuclear beam from that same explosion was still up and shining.3: 5 times the cabinetsI ran, and ran through the buildings and trees until I got to the building where the cabinet wasmade… and there it was. The cabinet in which started this was inside with its own cabinet army. Icharged at them while mumbling to myself “I should have rented out a flamethrower.” They all cameat once and soon, I was kicking cabinets to Antarctica, Bolivia, South Africa, Uzbekistan, and Palau.Once I kicked them all to about 152 countries, Their leader, the “Original Cabinet” had a trick upit’s… shelf and teleported me to 1955. Dwight D. Eisenhower was president and I was genuinelyconfused because there were no computers and I was in the middle of a city. BadBoyHalo was born40 years after this timeframe so there were no familiar faces. I was stuck with no one to help me andthen suddenly, I looked up and saw Jennifer about to fall right on top of me! I dodge to the left andshe falls on top of the conveniently placed mattress.4: Summer of 1955It kind of looked like Cincinnati but while I was looking around, she tried to escape the city. I ranafter her and finally, at the end of the city, I grabbed her and asked “Jennifer, Why don’t we find away to get out of here?” To which she responded with “I am not Jennifer” *dramatic music* *gasp* Idid not fall through the portal with Jennifer? Then who did I fall through the portal with because itwas somebody. Right then, Ava ran up to me looking very tired. I knew she had been there all alongbut how did she fall through the portal with me? Then I remembered and knew the answer instantlyand it all made sense! The cabinet had pushed Jennifer, Ava, Riley, and Pompon into differentportals but there were only 3 portals and 4 people. So that could only mean that Riley and Jenniferare in 2 separate portals and I got pushed in with Ava. Well, we ended up having to run 2 miles outof the city before we realized we were lost in a city that looked like Boston Massachusetts.
