When I was 5 I had a boyfriend and he was themost nicest person in the world and I low-keywish he was still here but he farted and I gotthe ick so i left him and I sang a song with himlike a dang Disney movie love story and it wasliterally about farting. ( the lyrics are downbelow )Yeah I wish you didn’t fart in front of me..I’msorry i left you..I just can’t take the smell andthe soundddd~ of the fartsss!! The fart is whatmade me leave you..I’m sorry..I just wish younever farted out your buttttt! We could’ve hada life of love and cupcakes.. but you let that goby….releasing gas from your own cupcakes…I’m sorry..sorryyy~.. please..never fart atme..aagggainnnn…( he literally left and moved out of town blud )😭
