H E L P M E
help me.
Today in Spanish, I was working with my partner for this project.
I have Spanish with seventh graders, and these two seventh grade boys (who are fr my favorite two
7th graders dont tell anyone) were joking around.
The rst one, let’s call him Mike, kept leaning in to whisper stu two boy two, let’s call him Jack’s
ear. And then he would get dangerously close to his mouth and would look at his lips and then his
eyes. (They aren’t gay btw, Mike has a gf)
It was horrifying.
Then, Jack looks at me, smirks, and says, “my god, Im sorry about this. Mike just keeps trying to
kiss me.”
💀 💀 💀 💀
AND THEN I SAID, “oh, it’s ne, Im not surprised.” 😭 💀 😭 💀
Mike just starts dying. I’m dying, and I’m like “wait no that’s not what I meant”
BUT NO. THAT’S NOT THE END.
jack looks surprised for a second, then says, “awwww, thank you, that made my day” in this awful,
what I assume to be fake irtatious, tone.
H E L P M E
so now I just have this random inside joke with two boys who are a year and a half
younger than me 💀
(hear me out IF mike wasn’t younger than me….)