Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?It's so frickin' goodHave you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?If you haven't then I think you shouldI was sittin' in the kitchenOne day, and I was itchin'To fill up my bellyWith the pipin' hot jellyOf the best damn treat in the worldHe's talkin' Pop Tarts!And I saw a stick of butter And it almost made me shudderAnd scream like a baby girlI don't want a giant penisOr a rocket ship to VenusI don't want to win the lotteryI just want to squat and gobble'Til I'm dizzy and I wobbleIn a butter, fruit and dough tart dreamSo I put butter on a Pop TartIt was so freakin' goodHave you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? If you haven't then I think you shouldEverybody come along with us!Have you ever put butter on a...Pop Tart!It's so freakin' goodYeah!Have you ever put butter on a...Pop Tart!If you haven't then I think you shouldPop Tart!With butter?!