Shower thoughts..
- If you think about everything, it happens for a reason. But people never acknowledged those
reasons before the thing that happened.
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- We know more about most animals than they know about themselves.
- Even if we all spoke the same language, we wouldn’t understand everyone.
- Bluetooth headphones must have made of the life of a pickpocketers stealing smartphones so much
easier.
- Being a vegetarian is not about how much vegetables you eat. It’s about how much meat you eat.
- You subconsciously block out the sound of your own footsteps.
- Most films stars have never seen the audience react to their work.
- No one knows what the greatest lie ever told was.
- One can have a better life if they don’t take life for granted.
- If I weight 99 pounds and eat a pound of nachos, does it mean I am 1% of nachos ?
- If you drop soap, is the soap dirty or is the floor clean ?
- Which orange came first ; the colour or the fruit ?
- If two vegans are arguing ; Is it still considered beef ?
- If you were born deaf, what language are you speaking ?
- If you get out of a shower clean, how does your towel get dirty ?
- If you run at 11pm you are a night person but if you run at 5am you are a morning person, if you
run at 3am you are a suspicious person
- It’s not fair that coffee stains your teeth brown but milk doesn’t stain them white
- Is there a day that everyone blinked at the same time ? If there was then, we have no proof
because we couldn’t see it.
- Water can freeze you, boil you and drown you to death, but you still need it to survive….
- If money can’t buy u happiness, why do people buy happy meals?
- if u stab a cereal box, at u a cereal killer?